Total Medals Earned: 578 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 8,800 Points
Medals Earned: 3/9 (15/160 points)
Eat total of 100 people
Finish game on difficulty level "what is mouse"
Push total of 200 people off the cliff
Eat total of 200 people
Push total of 500 people off the cliff
Eat total of 500 people
Finish game on difficulty level "I can doubleclick"
Push total of 1000 people off the cliff
Finish game on difficulty level "I use autoclicker"
Medals Earned: 7/20 (55/440 points)
Use a slow motion 3 times in a game
Score 3,000 points
Do 10 headshots in a game
Do 8 'Combo 3x' in a game
Do 4 'Combo 4x' in a game
Slice 50 ragdolls in a game
Do 10 criticals in a game
Recover 3 lifes in a game
Do 3 'Combo 5x' in a game
Slice 10 gold ragdolls in a game
Leave alive 3 ragdolls in a game
Slice 1,000 ragdolls
Do 100 headshots
Use a slow motion 50 times
Recover 20 lifes
Do 100 criticals
Score 10,000 points
Leave alive 20 ragdolls
Slice 100 gold ragdolls
Explode 50 bombs
Medals Earned: 12/20 (300/500 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/155 points)
Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Medals Earned: 5/6 (60/65 points)
Set Darcy on fire.
Use chemicals to kill Darcy.
Medals Earned: 3/32 (30/500 points)
Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Everything dies and it's all your fault.
Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Death snagged you so young!
Yogurt.
Rambo is quite the prankster!
Check out any of the external links
Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Time paid life's bill.
He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Science is bad, M'kay?
But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Your sister figures out love the hard way.
A WILD CatFight ensues!
This was hilarious to animate :)
No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Obviously she's a keeper!
Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Imma firin mah lazor!!!
A classic for bidding!
You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
"Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
You become Saint Awesome!
You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
You found all 29 different endings!
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/100 points)
Get 500 Points
Complete Level 1
Get 1500 Points
Complete Level 2
Get 3000 Points
Medals Earned: 9/11 (365/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
Good luck with your new career.
Medals Earned: 9/46 (75/490 points)
Play as a Red Knight!
Play as a Wizard!
Play as an Esper!
Get a 5th Tier Weapon!
Successfully play the Flute 3 times!
Reach the Second Area!
Hold 10 Potions at Once!
Reach Level 10!
Use your Second Wind!
Play as a Blackguard!
Play as an Avenger!
Play as a Lime Knight!
Play as an Enforcer!
Play as a Mercenary!
Play as a Saiyan!
Play as a Monk!
Play as a Paladin!
Play as a Necromancer!
Play as an Oni!
Play as a Bard!
Play as a Ranger!
Play as a Warrior!
Play as a Darkfolk!
Play as a Druid!
Play as a Cleric!
Play as a Rogue!
Get 35 points in any stat
Assemble two Pieces of Time!
Get -3 in any stat!
Get a Rune of Enragement!
Carry 350 Coins
Conquer the Arena!
Visit a Gachapon!
Reach the Third Area
Get a 5th Tier Equip!
Get an Orange Belt
Beat the game on Easy Difficulty
Beat the game on Medium Difficulty!
Beat the game on Nethack Difficulty!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (35/165 points)
It burns so good!
I've got a rumbly in my bumbly
NyaNeNyaNe Naw Nya NYA!!!
Hold it in!
Too Much Cheese! Must Find Plunger!!!